Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts. Time to bring in a puberty professional.
…. wait. That’s not right. Hold on.
Let’s fast-forward about five more years.
Ah, yes, there we go. Right after I sold my soul to Satan.
Naw son you can’t be hot in two genders you fucking cheated
this is my favorite post because its just people bragging about how hot they are
"you’re too cute to be single!"
then date me
my blogging technique is staying gone for a while and then posting 20 posts persecond
People should only update their Facebook statuses with great stories like this one.
That was wild
missing book quotes: 1/∞