I don’t go thru ppls pictures on their phone cause I wasn’t raised in the jungle
fuck all ya’ll iphones and shit i want this
i dream of a world where public wifi doesnt demand me to agree to their terms and conditions over and over again
if nash grier was a toy he would be *drum roll*
A CHAMPAGNE FURBY
area 51 is just the american wizarding school
aliens is a perfect cover story
It’s 11:30 pm and I need raw cookie dough like I need air in my lungs.
I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna drive to Wal-Mart at midnight in my pajamas and buy a roll of cookie dough because I’m an adult with my own money who gets to make his own decisions.
I am so, so proud of you.
When kids ask me what its like to be an adult, I will show them this post. Thank you.